Don’t Sit Down On The Plexiglass Toilet…Really?
“Nononononononono! This can’t be real!!”
“Oh, but it is!”
STYX has a song in it’s discography that is in serious contention for worst song of all time. Or funniest song of all time. Or funniest worst song of all time. Or…well, you get the point. How could I have gone all these years without realizing that STYX penned a song called Don’t Sit Down On The Plexiglass Toilet, set to the tune of Harry Belafonte’s Jump In The Line? Here’s the weird thing, though. I bet they were serious as a heart attack about this song when they wrote it. Anyway, I won’t go on too long about it, but here are the lyrics and the song itself, for proof. Enjoy!
“Don’t sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don’t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah
A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won’t let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don’t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah
Boy goes up he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don’t belch and fart
Don’t sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don’t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah
Everybody Sing!
I read that john p, john c and chucking were tired of dd bein all artsy and shit and they wrote this song to spite him. Jy and dd didn’t want anything to do with it. It’s a hidden track, not meant to be taken seriously. It’s just funny. It’s like a slapstick song in the midst of a bunch of sex-driven serious songs.
That was supposed to be chuckie, not chucking. My phone doesn’t like nicknames I guess.
I’ve loved this song from the moment I stumbled across it.