Yet Even More Reasons To Hate Mike Love
I’ve been trolling the web and have come up with a bunch of reasons why one should smack My Glove (say it fast) upside the head with Brian Wilson’s tennis shoe. I’m sure not all of them are true, but here’s some alleged allegations against Love. I apologize in advance by not quoting my sources. I got these from a bunch and just forgot to write them down.
He apparently beat his wife.
He wrote the worst song in the Beach Boys catalog, “Student Demonstration Time”, which sucks some serious bong water.
His cousin Stan, along with Rocky Pamplin, kicked down Dennis Wilson’s door and beat the shit out of him, messing up his larnyx and ruining his voice.
He’s an alleged racist.
He gave $5000 in start-up capital to Tipper Gore to start up the PMRC to censor pop music.
He lied about John Lennon wanting to “jam” with him. It’s well documented Lennon hated his guts.
He introduced himself to Sean O’Hagan of the High Llamas, a huge Beach Boys fan who Bruce Johnston brought in to produce an album for them, by saying, as soon as he met him at the airport, “You’re English, right? Aren’t all you English guys fags?”
He went on a drunken, bizarre, classless rant when the band was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, calling out the Beatles, Mick Jagger, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, the Supremes, and possibly the MC5, for no discernible reason.
He wrote “Kokomo”.
He’s still alive, while Dennis and Carl are dead.