Worst Lyrics Ever?

“If I was a sculptor
But then again, no”–Elton John (Bernie Taupin, really…)

“There’s an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won’t disappear”–U2

“Leaving was never my proud”–REM (“proud” is not a noun, dumb ass!)

“There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things”–America

“But if this ever-changing
world in which we live in …”–(Sorry Paul…)

“War is stupid
And people are stupid”–Culture Club (Bob Dylan, look out!)

“Suckin’ on a chili dog
Outside the Tasty Freeze”–Johnny “Don’t call me Cougar” Mellencamp

“I am … I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair”–Neil Diamond



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