Like I needed another reason to loathe Devendra Banhart

A recent article in MOJO about everyone’s favorite faux hippie starts this way:

Digging around in the fridge, Devendra Banhart comes up brandishing two bottles. “Coconut water”, he smiles, handing one to MOJO. ‘It’s wonderful. Like human plasma.’ His hair is pulled back in a pigtail and his black vest accentuates his skinniness and shows off his tattoos. He shows me the one he’s just done, ‘a hermaphrodite bandit’. He daubs it with cow udder cream to stop it drying out in the heat.”

For Chrissake! In the words of Willy Wonka, “I SAID…GOOD DAY, SIR!!!”