Category Archive: Bogus Band Bios

This Is Why I Do This!

There’s an actual site (as opposed to a fake site like this one) called funtrivia.com that asks the question: “Is it true that Jim Croce was actually bald and that his afro was… Read More

Lenny Kravitz Is A Very Funny Man

Lenny Kravitz says in a recent article discussing the up and coming reissue of his debut album “Let Love Rule” that he’s “not the kind of person who spends much time thinking about… Read More

Bogus Band Bio: Supertramp

The Supertramp Story Did Dougie Thompson Ever Get Laid? Rick Davies was on the dole on that fateful, dreary November day back in 1969 when he happened to stumble into Roger Hodgeson at… Read More

Bogus Band Bio: E.L.O.

The Jeff Lynne Story  “Veeble festeraahht bloot. Wamp blatt borfft, bizzt Chakunkding: CRUGAZUNCH! Faroolana Frugga dugga dugga Gashklitz jugarumm. Baraam spa da blunkum, kitoon splukaw gazoont blam blam. Paff toong et shnorkle zzzzt… Read More

Bogus Band Bio: STYX

Blue Collar Men The name, STYX, derived from a river from Greek mythology that cuts through the very bowels of the underworld, set the stage. One syllable, 4 letters, and it contains an… Read More

Bogus Band Bio: Journey, parts I,II,III,IV, V & VI

“Who’s Cryin’ Now” Chapter I  As Steve Perry stumbled out of the Tijuana brothel, a small boy wearing a “San Diego Padres” baseball cap approached him and tugged on his pant leg. “Cheeklets,… Read More

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